Robert J. Elisberg has been a commentator and contributor to such publications as the Los Angeles Times, Los Angeles Daily News, Los Angeles Magazine, C/NET and E! Online, and served on the editorial board for the Writers Guild of America.

Born in Chicago, he attended Northwestern University and received his MFA from UCLA, where he was twice awarded the Lucille Ball Award for comedy screenwriting. Not long afterwards, Elisberg sold his screenplay, "Harry Warren of the Mounties.” He was on staff of the animated series, “Flute Master,” and also co-wrote the independent film, “Yard Sale.” Most recently, he wrote the comedy-adventure screenplay, “The Wild Roses,” for Callahan Filmworks.

Among his other writing, Elisberg co-wrote a book on world travel. Currently, he writes a tech column for the Writers Guild of America, west. He also co-wrote the song, “Just One of the Girls” for the Showtime movie “Wharf Rat,” and wrote the book for the stage musical “Rapunzel!”.

Side note: in the late-1980s, he sold the screen story for "Three Men in Malacca" to producer Jack Abramoff. (Yes, that Jack Abramoff. Who knew?). The movie is unproduced, and he never even got invited on a junket.

Blog Entries by Robert J. Elisberg

The Writers Workbench: Say "Cheese" Digitally

Posted November 20, 2008 | 11:27 AM (EST)


Photography has gone through a twisted path. The earliest days, it was a difficult and convoluted process, loading the film (film, remember that?), lugging the bulky camera around, and manually configuring all the settings f-stop and aperture opening. Then Kodak and Polaroid (remember them?) simplified the process, either with instant...

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Oh. NOW, She Wants to Talk

105 Comments | Posted November 18, 2008 | 11:54 AM (EST)


For two months, when she was unknown, yet asking the American public to elect her vice president of the United States - when it mattered seriously for Americans to know precisely who she was and see her vetted in public- Sarah Palin couldn't be found anywhere near a challenging microphone....

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Return to Paradise: A Different Election Story

1 Comments | Posted November 13, 2008 | 10:38 AM (EST)


For all the circus-like turbulence that the American political system goes through every four years, there ended up being only one headline this election. But there were many stories.

Most occur far from the limelight, yet they have their own impact, even if just on the local lives they...

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Center-Right is Center-Wrong

23 Comments | Posted November 11, 2008 | 11:03 AM (EST)


Who knew?! According to razzle-dazzle conservative pundits, it turns out that the lesson of the 2008 election is that we are supposedly a "center-right" nation.

Yes, yes, I know, but stop laughing so that I can continue.

This reminds me of the joke about the definition of an economist. "An...

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One Sentence Helps Explain Why the GOP Lost

67 Comments | Posted November 6, 2008 | 10:54 AM (EST)


The final week of the campaign, a last-ditch fundraising email was sent out by the National Republican Senatorial Committee, under the name of actor Kelsey Grammer. It was notable in explaining the Republican loss for two reasons.

The first, and perhaps most bizarre, is a breathtaking oversight. Not once...

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"Politics of Change" Just Changed More Than You Think

5 Comments | Posted November 4, 2008 | 11:09 PM (EST)


There is a famous phrase, "The more things change, the more they stay the same." Well, tonight, there is a twist on that - because the more things stayed the same, the more things changed. Hold on a moment, I will explain.

Politics like symbols. This evening, a night of...

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The Biggest Loser of the Election is...

42 Comments | Posted November 4, 2008 | 11:13 AM (EST)


My friend Mark Evanier was expounding on one of his theories the other day. It always pays to listen, since he's so insightful and profoundly fair-minded. Even on one of those rare times I don't agree, it's worthwhile, because he not only still makes sense, but I end up wildly...

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Studs Terkel Lives On

14 Comments | Posted October 31, 2008 | 08:32 PM (EST)


Studs Terkel died on Friday in Chicago at the age of 96. He was too young. But then, whenever he ended up dying, he'd be too young. I'm not quite sure I believe that he actually has died, though. Studs was unique and not given to ordinary convention. And dying...

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Dear God, Save Us From Ourselves

11 Comments | Posted October 30, 2008 | 10:20 AM (EST)


John McCain and Sarah Palin are proud conservatives. The poster soul mates of the Republican Party (except when they're throwing the other under the bus). Fair enough.

We have a pretty good idea that conservatives don't like government. Indeed, most self-professed conservatives acknowledge this proudly. Never mind that someone who...

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How Would You Feel if You Were a Republican?

51 Comments | Posted October 28, 2008 | 11:34 AM (EST)


The other day, I noted here that when trying to talk Democrats down from the ledge, nervous about the election, I ask how they'd feel if they were a Republican?

In truth, the question speaks louder in the wider, full view.

How would you feel if you were a...

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When a Landslide Isn't a Landslide

27 Comments | Posted October 23, 2008 | 11:16 AM (EST)


My friend Mick is an unceasingly upbeat person - except when it comes to the Democratic Party's chances in any election. Mick is still nervous about whether Democrats can win the House two years ago.

Even with every major, respected poll giving Barack Obama a double digit lead, "My...

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The Little Known Truth of Barack Obama's Legislative Record

103 Comments | Posted October 21, 2008 | 11:21 AM (EST)


As we all know, Barack Obama hasn't passed any major legislation. He's inexperienced, never done anything. We know this. We know it because John McCain and Sarah Palin, bless her accomplished heart, have said so. And so, we know.

Far be it from me not to take their word for...

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Posted October 16, 2008 | 03:48 PM (EST)


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The Writers Workbench: Backup Options

2 Comments | Posted October 16, 2008 | 11:55 AM (EST)


Arguably the simplest, most important and least-used application for computers is backing up. Time was that this title went to anti-virus checking, but that now comes fairly automated and more people are covered than in the past. But with backing-up, people tend to live in a blissful Computerland that doesn't...

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John McCain Wants to Win at All Costs, and It Has a Cost

32 Comments | Posted October 14, 2008 | 11:20 AM (EST)


Years back, I got my first big promotion, recommended by my wildly-temperamental boss. Weeks later, he stormed into my office, spewing profanity; he wanted me fired. Though he apologized days after, I was upset but conflicted, since I owed my job to him. In my father's Midwestern good sense, he...

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John McCain Sells His Country Down the River

27 Comments | Posted October 9, 2008 | 11:38 AM (EST)


The Republican Party and John McCain hate regulation. Hate government oversight. As a result, they have brought America to the edge of disaster.

I'm not talking about the economic crisis, however. Something else.

Of course, stripping away government regulation has been a proud tradition of Republicans. You know, the whole...

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George Bush is President of the United States

25 Comments | Posted October 7, 2008 | 11:22 AM (EST)


Republicans like to proudly claim that they love America. John McCain likes to insist proudly he always puts America First. But in their American Pride, they strangely have left out an important part of America - the President of the United States.

No doubt this is just an oversight...

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Writers Workbench: iPod Accessories

Posted October 2, 2008 | 11:19 AM (EST)


There is a gorilla in the MP3 room, and it's an iPod. Whether it's succeeded to that status because it's the best player around is personal choice, but there's no question that its rise is thanks, in part, to the swarm of accessories that crushes across the land like a...

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Where Should the Bar Be Set for Sarah Palin?

186 Comments | Posted September 30, 2008 | 11:21 AM (EST)


Recently, I wrote tongue-in-cheek that because Republican leadership has been exalting the Greatness of Sarah Palin, they'd set the bar incredibly high for her upcoming debate.

Joking aside, after her scary-ghastly interview with Katie Couric last week, even Republicans understand the scope of that failure, witness their refusing to make...

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The Wheels Come Off the Straight Talk Express

14 Comments | Posted September 25, 2008 | 11:02 AM (EST)


John McCain has tried to convince Americans that his sense of stability and leadership is the only choice for Americans. Instead, John McCain has shown so little stability that he makes a Slinky seem sturdy.

One week ago, John McCain claimed (again) that the fundamentals of the economy are strong....

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